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When Joseph Carnevale arranged some traffic barrels into a hitch-hiking monster, he ignited a fad that will amuse us and drive municipal road workers completely mad. While many college grads fondly remember building sculptures from found objects (perhaps on top of our passed-out classmates), Carnevale inspires us with artistic flair and an easily reproducible subject.
A harmless fad is spreading among teenagers that is sure to scare the hell out of parents: faux smoking and snorting of crushed Smarties candies. Expect the national scare to begin once American adults are done with their two minutes' hate against the executives of AIG.
How To Smoke Smarties by ballerboy4life is either the best or worst thing to ever happen to Ce De Candy.
Thankfully, she did not inhale the crushed Smarties. I think that her future in politics is assured.
Snorting Smarties. In a Pink Floyd t-shirt.
I realize that it was only a matter of time before these magical, cool-to-the-mouth candies were used for evil. Ban them.
